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🤢 Wiser! #84: Elon's Not Getting Out For Free | Amazon's Healthcare Ambitions | Covid

🤢 Wiser! #84: Elon's Not Getting Out For Free | Amazon's Healthcare Ambitions | Covid
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Wiser! #84: Elon has got himself into a right old mess, entirely of his own making. The question: how does he get out of it. Plus, Amazon make a big move into Healthcare. And it's BigTech's BigNumbers season.

w/Issue #84 - 29th July 2022

Welcome, to the 13,771 smart people making sense of what's happening in today's tech economy.

You'll remember I just took 3 weeks out to go visit family and friends in the UK.

I did that...then got covid on the way back to Spain. 🤢 Which is why you didn't get a newsletter last week.

It's been my first bout of the dreaded lurgy and I don't like it. It wiped me out completely and I'm only just up on my feet. I'll return to full writing and researching on Monday and, all being well, a return to normal service next week.

Back to Wiser!

In this issue: I'm talking Elon (again), how he's lost against Twitter, and why he's going to be talking the stock up to minimise his loss. Bottom line: Elon's screwed!

Plus: Amazon makes a big move in US Healthcare.

  • Me: "Hey Alexa, I feel sick, what should I do?"
  • Alexa: "Hang on Prime member, let me put you straight through to our Amazon doctor."

And: it's quarterly earnings time for BigTech. 🤦

Finally: I learnt that 84% of the world's population is younger than me. Ouch!

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w/Social Media

elon musk twitter

Elon Has Lost Battle Over Twitter. Now It's Damage Limitation.

Elon, bless him, has wreaked havoc with Twitter over the last past 6 months. He's turned the management team inside out, upset shareholders, and crossed the line (again) with the SEC. What seemed like a great idea is now a bind of his own making... and he wants out. But he's not going to get out for free.

So, the big question is: what's it going to cost the world's so-called wealthiest man and the most prolific tech innovator of our generation?

Round 1 to Twitter

To Bot or Not To Bot? Musk’s claim is that Twitter wont give him the information he needs to answer the "bot question". Elon is claiming there are more bots and spam accounts than Twitter say are on the platform.

Which is odd because Twitter don't say how many bots and spam accounts are on the network. They just don't.

In other words, the "bot question" is complete BS from Elon.

But that's not the point.

Caveat Emptor: The point is that Elon should have thought about this BEFORE signing the unconditional binding offer to buy Twitter at $54.20 in cash. Now he’s claiming that he needs more time and data to do due diligence.

He's not going to get it after a judge in the Delaware Court of Chancery ordered a 5 day hearing for October.

"The claim that he (Musk) needs complex discovery is an invented issue." Twitter’s response to Musk in court.

Elon's real end-game is, of course, unknown. But right now, Twitter is not worth the $44 billion Elon's offered to buy it for. (Remember, he already owns 9%.) It's a bum deal however you look at it.

Over-exposed: IMHO, he wants out because he'd be over-exposed, and it could even be the undoing of Elon's empire.

According to SEC filings, Elon has raised around $13 billion in debt financing at a time of rising interest rates (i.e., the debt is more expensive now than it was 3 months ago when he raised it!).

Elon will raise the other $30 billion or so himself. Even for the world's so-called wealthiest man, this amount of cash isn't hidden under the mattress. Which means leveraging Tesla stock (which is already hugely over-inflated against the fundamentals of the car company).

So, The Big Question Is: What's it going to cost Elon to get out of this mess?

Short Answer: Most likely, whatever the difference is between $54.20 and the Twitter share price when he makes a get-out offer to the Twitter board. If you see Elon talking up Twitter, then this is his game plan.

And yes, if he pulls it off, it will be seen as market manipulation by the SEC. A road we've been down before with Elon. This is not his first rodeo, remember!

For a Longer Answer, Read This: I didn't have room in this newsletter for the long answer, so I wrote it here as a separate post on the website. 👇

Elon Blames Twitter Bots For A Mess Of His Own Making
Elon got himself into this mess, now he’s looking for a way out. Blaming it on the bots isn’t going to cut it though. He’s going to have to buy his way out. The question is: at what cost?

Meanwhile, here's what Elon thought about all this in his Twitter playground....

I wonder: how many of the "likes" are genuine?

How big IS the spambot and fake account problem on Twitter?

To find out: I ran a "fake account" audit on SparkToro for Elon's Twitter handle.

Reading the Signals: SparkToro looks at 25 different factors to determine a fake account score. It's a best guess based on a sample of 2,000. It's not a definitive count of the fake followers.

But it is hugely entertaining!

It's also different of counting to the way that Twitter do it. I explain how they do it in the long form article here.

  • SparkToro put Musk's account at 70% fake (out of 100 million followers).

For comparison, an audit on my own Twitter account values the fake followers at 13%. (Out of c7,600 followers).

Have a Twitter account? Want to know how your account stacks up? Go here to do your own SparkToro audit.


Amazon Pushes Further Into US Healthcare

US Healthcare is the most expensive, inefficient and disruptable health market in the world. Frankly, it's a $4 trillion basket case. And BigTech has eyes on it.

This week, Amazon announced the $3.9 billion purchase of One Medical, a subscription healthcare service with 3/4 million members and a network of walk-in clinics.

Is this the beginning of Amazon's National Health Service (free for Prime customers)?

Strategic: This is the first move in Healthcare by the new CEO, Andrew Jassy since taking over from Jeff Bezos a year ago. Amazon's Healthcare strategy started when they bought online pharmacy, PillPack in 2018. Amazon then went onto build Amazon Care to provide healthcare to its own staff and partner organisations.

Amazon's plans to buy One Medical for $3.9 billion takes the strategy one step further. One Medical are highly regarded chain of walk-in health clinics in the USA. They have around 750,000 members and went public in 2020.

What they have in service, quality and capability, they lack in scale. Which is where Amazon comes in; with 153 million Amazon Prime accounts in the US.

Amazon National Health Service: IMHO, expect to see Amazon create its own health service and roll it into Prime. It sounds crazy, but no more crazy than rolling in free, next day delivery did in 2005 when everyone was paying for a crap 5 day service! (Remember what it was like to order online before Amazon?)

🩺 I’ll go into more detail on this in the coming weeks. Meanwhile, here’s how I covered BigTech's Pursuit of the Healthcare Dollar last year. I even made a video to go with it.

Source: Prof G

w/Tech Stocks

tech stocks

Tech Stocks: Earnings and Performance

Alphabet (Google)

📈 Alphabet posted quarterly numbers largely as expected this week. Second quarter revenue was just short of $70 billion (up 13% YoY), with 81% coming from Google's ad business. So what? Well, last week's disappointing numbers from Snap and Twitter signalled the decline in the advertising business model. Maybe for everyone else, but seemingly not so for Alphabet.

Meta (Facebook)

📉 Meta reported its first ever YoY revenue decline due to slowing advertising spend.  The world's largest social media network is in trouble and the forecast is to get worse, not better. As the Zuck attempts to turn the Facebook tanker into the Metaverse, the latest results show the virtual reality division lost $2.8 billion last quarter! Meanwhile, Facebook is copying TikTok even more and Mark Zuckerberg (and Sheryl Sandberg) will have to give a 6 hour deposition in a class-action lawsuit over Cambridge Analytic. Facebook's day of reckoning is coming!


📈 Microsoft missed its earnings expectations as it cited the growing strength in the US Dollar as a major reason. Revenue for the quarter was just below $52 billion, of which half is outside the USA, hence the negative currency impact.


Shares of Coinbase closed down more than 21% on SEC investigation. More trouble for the publicly listed US crypto exchange as it faces an SEC probe into whether the platform is offering unregistered securities. Problem is that the crypto is being tested against rules and definitions written before crypto was around. It's a time consuming and costly technical debate with no easy answer. Bad news for Coinbase!


Some Headlines

WATCH THIS....Saudi Arabia's promo video of their vision for the future of cities. It's called "The Line". It's a vertical city built in a straight line, 106 miles long and a mile high. It will house 9 million people and only take 20 mins to get from one end to the other. If the Saudi's ever build it, it will be the world's largest structure. But the question is: would you want to live here? 👇

Some Crypto

For the Wiser! archive on all things Crypto, Bitcoin and Web3, go here.

Some Numbers

43,000: Deaths from vehicle crashes hit a 16 year high in the USA in 2021. According to the LA Times, almost 43,000 people died in a car crash last year. The blame? An increase in in-car distractions from apps via connected phones.

1,000: Shopify has laid off 1,000 staff. That's 10% of its global workforce. The reason? CEO Tobi Lütke says they made the "wrong bet" on a pandemic-fuelled growth in e-commerce.

$469 billion: That's the size of the space economy, which grew at the fastest rate in 7 years. (CNBC)

w/Tips & Tricks

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⏱ How long will I live?

Ever pondered that question. Or, what's my place in the world population? Well, now you can find out with this website from World Data Lab. But be careful... you can't unlearn what you just learnt. I'm still coming to terms with the idea that 86% of the world's population is younger than me!

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